And now, to finish up our foreign-film-fest…

Yes, this is the crazy alien vagina cartoon I’ve been promising my loyal readers.

What do I love about this cartoon? The fact that I can’t for the life of me imagine why it was created. It’s obviously not a children’s cartoon, unless Eastern Europeans have a profoundly different idea of sex education than we do. It’s also not porno – at least, I have a hard time envisioning anyone getting off to this. So what is it? Is it a PSA about the dangers of alien sex? Is it some sort of government propaganda designed to indoctrinate us into…no, I’m not going to speculate further. Let it stand as it is, as inexplicable as Exective Scary-Ass Panda and Batman di Biciclette.

While searching for this particular video, I happened to come upon ANOTHER video. Apparently, this was part of a SERIES. This one may well be a PSA on the dangers of operating a train while there is a penis on the track. You think Japan’s bad? At least you know why they make strange tentacle-laden schoolgirl-frightening cartoons: because they’re perverts. They get off on this stuff. But who gets off on crank-powered dicks, as shown in the next video?
Eastern Europeans, evidently. I shuddered, wondering what market segment they could possibly be catering to, then turned and caught a glimpse in the mirror.

(Oh, and the Barack Obama stuff is coming. I have, like, a whole folder full of this crap. Taste the change!)

5 Responses to And now, to finish up our foreign-film-fest…

  1. Makes you almost wish you understood what they were saying…then you start to think that might add another level of perversion to the video.

  2. Y’know I just now got around to watching the European space-genital-themed videos (meaning I finally got a new pair of headphones, because even in an empty building I wasn’t going to do so without ‘em), and I just have to say, “WHAAAAAT?!?!” These might just be the nuttiest thing I’ve seen on this blog so far. Or even (to perhaps out myself as a relative naif in the back alleys of the Net), the nuttiest thing I’ve ever seen.

  3. … and posting that reminded me that some of my Google information is outdated. Leave the “Katherine” to my blood relatives, please.

  4. That’s okay, I think I still have some email accounts that read “Anne Marie.” Heh.

  5. everything about that erotic post made me so hawny I choked my daddie’s chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth. Then i fisted his poopie hole while poey wet juices leeked on my face!!!

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